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The Myspace Race

The act of looking for the song widget right when the person's profile begins to load, so you can click the "pause" button before somebody's idea of "music" blasts through your computer speakers.  Extra points for not accidently hitting the play button for the 1% of people that don't have their song set to play automatically.

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